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And I'm Blight, he/him.

Today, we're going to be reviewing Monster Energy, Ultra Paradise. Part of the Ultra line of drinks, the website promises “island flavours” such as kiwi, lime, and notes of cucumber.

Wait, really? I can't taste any cucumber.

Yep. I don't really know what kiwi tastes like, but all I got was lime and green apple. Kinda Jolly Rancher-y, now that I think about it.

No, I definitely taste the kiwi. Very tropical. I like the balance of sour and sweet.

...Sour?

Yeah! The lime really cuts through the regular sweetness - it adds a nice edge to the bubbly texture.

Huh, I didn't get that. But I do agree that the texture's good. Very smooth, easy drinking.

So with that, have we got a final rating?

Yep. I would give Ultra Paradise 6 out of 7 stars; I would definitely drink it again, but I don't find myself craving it.

For me, Paradise is an S tier drink. 4.75 out of 5, just because I would've liked to get that sour flavour. An overall delightful drink!

That's all from us. Thank you for reading, and remember:

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