this page is for spark and blightrow's energy drink reviews! we'll be starting with Monster, then branching out to other brands after that. we'll be judging based on taste, energy level, and packaging.
please note that these reviews will be biased, as both reviewers like energy drinks already.

have a drink you'd like us to review? send us an email!

checklist

• regular
• classic
• 0 sugar
• low carb
• nitro - super dry
• nitro - cosmic peach
• assault
• ultra
• zero
• fantasy ruby red
• peachy keen
• watermelon
• gold
• paradise
• fiesta mango
• sunrise
• ultra rosa
• ultraviolet
• red
• blue
• black
• strawberry dreams
• java
• mean bean
• loca moca
• irish creme
• salted caramel
• cafe latte
• triple shot french vanilla
• triple shot mocha
• juice
• rio punch
• aussie lemonade
• khaotic
• mango loco
• pacific punch
• pipeline punch
• papillon
• rehab
• tea + lemonade
• peach tea
• wildberry tea
• green tea
• strawberry lemonade
• watermelon
• reserve
• peaches n creme
• kiwi strawberry
• white pineapple
• watermelon
• orange dreamsicle

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